Why You Should Never Plant Zucchini in a Garden

  1. It's 6 am and I'm making zucchini bread. Again.
  2. My fridge is now just a zucchini cooler. There's no room for anything besides the milk, cream, and condiments in the door.
  3. Two neighbors have now come by to politely ask me to stop dropping off zucchini and zucchini products on their porches.
  4. If I don't pick each and every zucchini daily, if I drop the ball for just a day, my plants produce grotesque overgrown zucchinis that nobody wants.
  5. My last precious days of summer now revolve around a vegetable.