MY EMPLOYABLE QUALITIES
On the job hunt... Please hire me!
- •I'm always willing to bring you a coffee.
- •I smile lots.
- •I'm super friendly to people even if they're mean to me.
- •I never sleep.
- •I have scrubbed the bathroom floor of a suburban Dairy Queen with a toothbrush, so any job you offer me will be better than that.
- •I always have lipstick in my purse you can borrow.