THINGS I'VE CRIED ABOUT IN THE PAST WEEK

It's not sad, I promise.
  1. An email that didn't send
    I almost threw my laptop off the balcony.
  2. Sex and the City: The Movie
    I watched this because I needed something light and fun, but Big and Steve had to go and fuck that up.
  3. The headphones I thought I lost
    I found them.
  4. The bird in the movie Love Happens
    THANK GOD THAT BIRD CAME BACK AT THE END WHAT THE FUCK AARON ECKHART FUCK YOU
  5. Thinking about a play I saw once I liked
    Like... JUST the memory of it made me cry. Poor Cyrano de Bergerac. I'd love your big nose!
  6. When my landlord didn't call me back
    That surprises no one.