FICTIONAL TV CHARACTERS I WOULD BONE, BUT NOT TRUST

Assigned to me by @videodrew
  1. Dr. John Thackery from The Knick
    Addict.
  2. Hannibal
    He'd eventually eat me and not in the preferred way. Also, his first love is clearly Will.
  3. Will Graham
    His first love is Hannibal and he's probably kill me once his first love got in his head.
  4. GOB from Arrested Development
  5. Whatever depressed yuppie Mark Duplass plays on that HBO show
  6. Stringer Bell
  7. Noah from The Affair
  8. That one hot blonde doctor from Master of Sex who is always cheating on his wife