1. Black light poster of a wizard or dragon
  2. RHCP t shirt
  3. Poster of the Barbie Twins washing a car or taking a bubble bath
  4. Racist t shirt of a Chinese restaurant menu doubling as sexual double entendres
  5. A keychain declaring "same shit, different day"
  6. One of those foamy stress balls in the shape of a head
  7. Baseball cap that says "beer o' clock" and there are novelty clock hands pointing to mugs of beers
  8. Shower head shaped like boobs
  9. Greeting card where a morbidly obese woman is crushing a man with her cleavage
  10. Motion lotion