Aka what I remembered to take photos of
  1. Vineyards = penis corks. These were EXTEMELY POPULAR with actual customers at the vineyards
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  2. These all had weird lil quotes on them that were hella uncomfortable
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  3. This straw was very detailed
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  4. Option 1: wear this penis on the belt and run around with it
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  5. Option 2: cuddle like a pillow
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  6. And then our actual penis, Juan the stripper.
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    FYI maybe don't order a stripper 8 hours before you need one. Not that it mattered, because Kaite...
  7. ... Passed out before he even got there
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    Drinking for 17 hours straight is not easy ya'll