A sampling of Penis-related things at my cousins bachelorette party

Aka what I remembered to take photos of
  1. Vineyards = penis corks. These were EXTEMELY POPULAR with actual customers at the vineyards
  2. These all had weird lil quotes on them that were hella uncomfortable
  3. This straw was very detailed
  4. Option 1: wear this penis on the belt and run around with it
  5. Option 2: cuddle like a pillow
  6. And then our actual penis, Juan the stripper.
    FYI maybe don't order a stripper 8 hours before you need one. Not that it mattered, because Kaite...
  7. ... Passed out before he even got there
    Drinking for 17 hours straight is not easy ya'll