1. This is 100% the opposite of what most people would find exciting, but whatever, my enjoyment of it makes me the special snowflake that I am ❄️
  2. I officially registered as a democrat a couple weeks ago, partially to vote in the primary but mostly for the smug satisfaction of the fact that my parents have visual proof their republican brain washing did not work 😎
  3. I got a call today from a polling place to participate in a survey of registered voters!!
  4. They asked me about so many things but most importantly ...
  5. THE GAS TAX!!!
  6. I have no idea how they knew about my pet issue but they just knew!!
  7. And I also got to Bitch about chris Christine's poor economic choices and dishonest pocket vetoes
  8. I am literally so happy about this
  9. I feel extremely fulfilled