CHRISTMAS-THEMED THINGS I THOUGHT ABOUT PURCHASING AT TJ MAXX TODAY

  1. This lovely large and heavy decoration that could double as a murder weapon
  2. These adorable, yet mismatched, Christmas themed animals
  3. These horrifying "retro" Christmas themed animals
  4. The entire display of evergreen scented candles
  5. This sign, but only to be displayed in an ironic way
  6. This adorable wicker reindeer
  7. This adorable wicker squirrel
  8. This adorable wicker raccoon
    I like woodland creatures, k?
  9. The entire display of silver and white decorations
    Silver/white/gold is the Cadillac of Christmas decor colors
  10. This tiny Christmas tree made of sticks
  11. Amount of Christmas-themed items I actually purchased today:
    ZERO BECAUSE IT ISNT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET