ESSENTIAL THINGS TO BUY DURING A STATE OF EMERGENCY

  1. It sort of ... Flooded a bit the past couple days
    This is the bayou closest to my house. It is normally 10-20 ft wide. But I'm also completely fine, unlike a lot of other people.
  2. I finally got to the grocery store today (i.e. The national guard reopened the bridge) and bought some essentials, like:
  3. Mac and cheese
  4. Ice cream
  5. Literally the shittiest pizza I have ever had
  6. Donuts
    😎
  7. This, to entertain myself while I enter my 5th day of Gilmore girls
  8. This to also entertain myself
  9. A single zucchini, because unlike Lorelei Gilmore, I cannot eat all of this garbage without vegetables
    FYI I made this look as phallic as I could
  10. And baby water, because this was the only water left
  11. I think I did this wrong.