HIGHLIGHTS FROM MY NANNY'S SENIOR FACILITY NEWSPAPER

  1. Nanny lives down the shore in a 55+ community
    Nanny likes to do her cross words with a healthy mix of percoset, tamoxifen, xanax, and merlot
  2. Front page:
  3. This entire Choir ad is unbelievable
    "Some Christmas wrappin' of customs all over the world"
  4. The hand-written women's bunco ad
  5. The women's club recap
    "Crafts with Lee"
  6. Literally whatever this is
  7. Yard sale recap!!!!
  8. Karaoke with the witches!!!
  9. This is something my dad would submit
  10. He looks like someone I'd like to party with