I PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT

  1. My brother loves this game and always asks me to play with him but I never have time
  2. If I'm being honest, I definitely had time to play but I knew that I'd like this game a liiiiiittle too much and never stop.
  3. My dad warned me that "he was a ruthless bastard" about Catan, but I am "a conniving son of a Bitch" so I wasn't concerned
  4. He didn't throughly explain the rules, so I was pissed as fuck when he got a victory point for building the longest road
  5. It took me a round or two, but I got the hang of it, big time
    And thus the competition started
  6. I may or may not have purposely starved my brother out of sheep so he couldn't build settlements
  7. He wasn't pleased
  8. And certainly wasn't happy when I won 3 games in a row
  9. I bet he regrets teaching me how to play 💫