LOUISIANA, YOU WIN
- •I'm sitting in my car
- •In the Walmart parking lot
- •Eating mcdonalds(A parfait because I can only get down soft foods, but McDonald's nonetheless)
- •And waiting for my prescription (that will hopefully cure my mysterious illness)
- •All while I hope that my car doesn't float away in this flash flood
- •Or get sucked into a tornado, since we've been in a tornado warning since 2pm.
- •I get it, Louisiana.
- •YOU WIN TODAY.