LOUISIANA, YOU WIN

  1. I'm sitting in my car
  2. In the Walmart parking lot
  3. Eating mcdonalds
    (A parfait because I can only get down soft foods, but McDonald's nonetheless)
  4. And waiting for my prescription (that will hopefully cure my mysterious illness)
  5. All while I hope that my car doesn't float away in this flash flood
  6. Or get sucked into a tornado, since we've been in a tornado warning since 2pm.
  7. I get it, Louisiana.
  8. YOU WIN TODAY.