Because this seems fun OKAY?? (@WSJ asked @bjnovak and now all the cool kids are doing it).
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    Number of unread emails
    This gives me hives; I'm a fan of inbox zero.
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    First app checked in the morning
    Not an app but my notifications tab, so I can see what unimportant thing to address first
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    Most used app
    Definitely Facebook. Maybe safari? Idk I'm old.
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    Last app checked before bedtime
    My alarm, because I'm terrified of not waking up for work in time even if I wake up before it every day
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    Most liked instgram
    *sighs* Savannah
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    Last uber ride
    The uber pool of shame
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    Most retweeted tweet
    So I keep my Twitter on private, but this one has a couple likes on it? (Tweeted during a republican debate)
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    Favorite emoji
    πŸ‘»πŸ’•πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ™ƒ (whichever is applicable)
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    Outgoing voicemail message
    Boring/cringe-worthy/literally hasn't been redone since 2008: "hi you've reached Maggie o'neill, sorry I didn't answer the phone but if you leave me your name and number, I'll call you right back. Thanks!"