MALLORY ORTBERG AND I ARE THE SAME EXACT PERSON, PROVEN BY TWEETS

  1. Reply is a+ too
  2. Part 1
  3. Part 2
  4. Part 3
  5. Part 4
  6. The dream
  7. My nightmare
  8. When drunk, I go out of my way to point out constellations to people who literally do not care about them at all