Pumpkin Carving in the O'Neill House: 2016 Edition

Primer on politics in my house this election cycle:The actual political argument my dad and I just had
  1. We always carve pumpkins for Halloween. They're usually innocent.
    Tommy and Erin's pumpkins this year
  2. But I decided to be a brat and do this
  3. So my dad decided to rebel ....
  4. And every time I would go outside, he had hidden the pumpkin
  5. Or turn the pumpkin away from the street
  6. Obvious, I would fix it each time.
  7. He told me that after Halloween was over, he was going to destroy it. I didn't believe him.
  8. But last night, as he was coming in from football practice, I received this text message
  9. AND I GO OUTSIDE TO SEE THIS TRAVESTY
    (I retook this this morning - please be assured that I definitely ran outside at 11pm in a robe and socks)
  10. Obviously, this is very funny (I am not actually mad or upset) but like also ...
  11. DAFUQ DAD?????