QUOTES FROM NANNY TONIGHT

Hello from the other side
  1. "Kathleen you look drunk. And I can tell because you look more bloated than usual"
  2. "BETH I AM DONE WRAPPING PRESENTS WHY DID YOU HAVE SO MANY KIDS"
  3. *i describe the gift my mom put together for my other grandma - a "porch party" kit with a nice basket, a lot of wine, crackers, nuts, a new board game, and some cute napkins* "Well I just don't think she'd like that because it just doesn't sound very good"
    I got my nanny something *very* similar
  4. "Well let me tell you, I never took the garbage out myself when your father was alive. I'll go wake Bob up to do it"
  5. "I can't go to that Doctor anymore; he told me to stop drinking. How ridiculous??"