REASONS WHY I HAVEN'T RESPONDED TO YOUR TINDER MESSAGE

A photo series of me being shallow
  1. Because you're not even trying
    But good decision on my part because his bio has since been updated to read: "this is a hook up app, what do you think I want"
  2. Because you butchered an already terrible pick up line
  3. Because I don't know who you are and thought this was creepy
  4. Because there was no parade in Savannah on March 9th .... (And also ***you're***)
  5. Because I know that anyone who calls me "sweetheart" is nearing a psychotic break
  6. Because you tried and then ruined it with this inane garbage
  7. Because I was probably drunk when I liked you in the first place, and now sober me is confused about my standards