REASONS WHY I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY MIND AT WORK, MONDAY EDITION

  1. I am being forced to use InDesign3
    A software that is almost 10 years old, but the park service is too cheap to upgrade. My pretentious art school self has never used anything below cs5, so none of the things I need are where they should be.
  2. To do someone else's project
    My boss hired a person to do graphics and she sucks. Instead of firing her and hiring someone new, she makes me redo everything that she does. I also have to teach her the software that she doesn't know, which is all of it.
  3. And it's not cooperating in the ways that I need it to.
    I'm about one more "we're going to ignore the command you just entered and do something completely different" from screaming as I destroy this computer.