1. Arguing with people over obscure political issues
    LETS TALK ABOUT THE GAS TAX!!!!!!
  2. Spending what feels like my life savings on nicely scented candles, but very rarely lighting them.
    I suck.
  3. Planning vacations I will never take
    And I mean really really planning them. Anyone want an itinerary for a 4 person, 7 day 6 night, spring/summer trip to Norway?
  4. Keeping tabs on the wife of the mayor of Pensacola, FL.
    @anhayward on Instagram. Easily my most enjoyable (and least productive) hate follow.
  5. Reorganizing the dishes in any dishwasher
    Seriously, any dishwasher.