SUBJECT LINES OF EMAILS I RECEIVED TODAY

  1. "MAGGIE: Idaho wolves in moral danger!!!"
  2. "URGENT: who has yogurt in the fridge? It leaked on to my grits (nm)"
  3. "It's pot pie season"
  4. "3 warm reds to help you survive winter"
  5. "I heard you sneeze!! Bless you!! (Nm)"
  6. "New chocolate in the tardis"