Things I have done today in the Indianapolis Airport vs things I have not done

  1. Done: got to the airport for a 4pm flight, because they bumped me off of my original 6am flight with zero explanation
  2. Have not done: gotten on a fucking plane
  3. Done: eaten a shitty salad
  4. Have not done: gotten on a fucking plane
  5. Done: tried not to freak out when my flight was delayed
  6. Have not done: gotten on a fucking plane
  7. Done: proceeded to freak out when they cancelled the flight they forced me to reschedule on
  8. Have not done: gotten on a fucking plane
  9. Done: tried and failed to not yell at desk agent #1 because they refuse to book me on a different airline
  10. Have not done: gotten on a fucking plane
  11. Done: yelled at desk agent #2 when he told me he could get me to Dallas (where I am connecting) but not guarantee me a hotel room
    The flight they scheduled me on is for tomorrow morning .....
  12. Have not done: gotten on a fucking plane
  13. Done: cried to my mom on the phone because I am so frustrated/she is a saint
  14. Have not done: gotten on a fucking plane
  15. So if anyone on here is a private pilot and can get me to Alexandria, Louisiana earlier than tomorrow morning, please LMK before I find the nearest cliff to jump off of