THINGS I SAID WHILE IN SAVANNAH (AKA I'M NOT A NICE PERSON)
I decided to drive to savannah this weekend for shits, giggles, and alcohol.
- •"I'm down to get into a fight in Buffalo Wild Wings"
- •"No that shot is on fire im not taking that" (I took that shot)
- •"The GA southern frat boy is singing a meatloaf duet by himself at mcdonnaghs. Come here now."
- •"Why are there attractive men in new balance sneakers. It literally makes them unattractive."
- •"The guy running karaoke is fucking wasted"
- •"You were jamming out to goo goo dolls so hard that you knocked my rear view mirror off my car"
- •"My body feels deeply, deeply betrayed"
- •"Do you know how many strangers I've called my boyfriend tonight?? Minimum four, because I'm a god dammed psychopath"
- •"Oh are you okay? Great." (*to lindsey*) "honestly I don't fucking care if they're okay"