AKA the joys of someone who spend childhood vacations camping and never has really stayed in a hotel room for an extended period of time
  1. I ordered room service for the first time in my entire life
    I got French fries and they sort of sucked but they delivered it to my room so holla
  2. Used a shower cap for 30 seconds even though I definitely didn't need to
    Cc: body lotion, make up remover, mini tooth brush and tooth paste
  3. Got ice from the ice machine even though I definitely didn't need to do that either
    I forgot about it and the ice melted
  4. I was extremely disappointed when there wasn't chocolate on my pillow
    I thought this was something that was supposed to happen but APPARENTLY NOT
  5. I have gotten on a first name basis with Barbara at the front desk
    I'm not needy, I just had a lot of questions about how to sign up for spin class and she was very helpful
  6. I have thought about ironing something
    I don't iron things, but part of me just wants to use it
  7. Most importantly, I have gotten into bed every night before 9 pm
    50% the luxury of a freshly made king size bed with clean sheets, 50% because I have to be at work by 7am every day (I love this office but holy shit they are all masochists).