THINGS MY BOSS HAS SAID TO ME IN THE PAST WEEK
- •"Unconstructed gym shorts"Seriously, 7 times in 4 minutes. The insides of my mouth bled because I was biting them to keep from laughing.
- •"I was ridden hard and put away wet"Said after an 11 am conference call and I almost vomited after.
- •*singing* "I need a Valium!!" *pops into my cube* "I'm only joking, I don't take Valium, I take Zoloft."She then trapped me in a ten minute conversation about the things her anti depressants were not helping with.
- •"The doors are locked again because my ex-husband bought another rifle"Filed under things that make me rethink accepting a longer contract
- •"Show her the thing you showed me! Yes, the button that takes a picture of your screen!!"Previously, she would take a picture of her screen with her phone, email it to herself, then forward it to me.