1. "You look nice with your hair in a braid. You should do this more often because you haven't been looking very pretty lately"
  2. "Those men on shark tank are just so mean"
  3. *to a man on the news who got a medal from the daily news for being "a transit hero"* "YOU DESERVE IT MISTER"
  4. "You should come preserve houses in Barnegat and live with me"
  5. "If I've taken three Xanax and two percosets, can I open another bottle of merlot?"
  6. "I just don't understand what you do on the phones all day. Some day I'd like to see"
  7. *hands her the phone* "no no I don't know what any of this is"
  8. "What are granny panties?"