Things the house I'm house sitting does not have:

  1. A freezer
    "Oh, we don't keep anything for more than 4 days, so we never put one in" A LITERAL QUOTE WHEN I ASKED WHERE THEY KEPT THE ICE CREAM
  2. Ceiling fans
    "We run the a/c year round so we don't need them" uhhh
  3. Wifi
    They plug Ethernet cords into their laptops and rely data for their phones... Who what why??
  4. Blankets on the couch
    With the constant a/c, I truly don't know how they don't get cold and need them
  5. Cooking spray
    I haven't greased a pan myself since 2006
  6. The view this house has to make up for all that:
    Ft Roxy, who I'm also dog sitting