1. She wants me to take off work to massage Levi's swollen, post-neutering ball sack so the liquid drains out
  2. And
  3. No
  4. Update: my dog's balls were massaged by vet tech students all day and now he is expecting the same attention at home
  5. Like he came over to me and sat on my hand expecting to be fondled
  6. What an odd situation to be in