THURSDAY MORNING OFFICE ARGUMENTS

  1. "Tad you CANNOT take your work laptop home everyday!!!"
    (Then what is the point of the work laptop??)
  2. "Sean, this is the third day in a row you have used work hours to go to the dmv. What are you doing?"
  3. "No, we can't do that flight! Well can you make a plane fly direct from Shreveport to Newport?"
    (Mary still books every bit of this office's travel OVER THE PHONE.)
  4. My internal argument over if I should bring up the shade my exec director is throwing at me in this email
    (ALL I ASKED FOR WAS THE CANDY TO BE RELOCATED FARTHER AWAY FROM MY DESK I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS HAD TO BE A THING)