1. "Tad you CANNOT take your work laptop home everyday!!!"
    (Then what is the point of the work laptop??)
  2. "Sean, this is the third day in a row you have used work hours to go to the dmv. What are you doing?"
  3. "No, we can't do that flight! Well can you make a plane fly direct from Shreveport to Newport?"
    (Mary still books every bit of this office's travel OVER THE PHONE.)
  4. My internal argument over if I should bring up the shade my exec director is throwing at me in this email
    Static
    (ALL I ASKED FOR WAS THE CANDY TO BE RELOCATED FARTHER AWAY FROM MY DESK I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS HAD TO BE A THING)