1. Woe: driving four hours to the airport/having to leave at 345 am
  2. Hoe: not hitting a single second of traffic (especially through Baton Rouge)
  3. Woe: both flights being delayed by an hour
  4. Hoe: the second flight being delayed was the only reason I made it
  5. Woe: someone had cats in the Nola airport, so I've been in a full blown allergy attack all day
  6. Hoe: (I think) everyone I've told that "I'm not sick, I promise" has believed me
  7. Hoe: have had the row to myself (+my tissues) on both flights
  8. Hoe: the Detroit airport is bae