1. The outside air was 49 degrees and I am not about that
  2. I knew that I slept like shit and wasn't willing to give up trying to enter REM
    And my Fitbit won't charge so I can't even confirm if that is right or wrong like usual UGH MY LIFE IS SO HARD
  3. My bed was ~10 degrees warmer than the air in my room
  4. I had 47 unread emails staring me in the fucking face
  5. I have a decidedly pointless hour long conference call today and getting out of bed just confirmed it was really going to happen
  6. It was 6:17, which meant I was 13 minutes ahead of my alarm clock
  7. I also have a "field trip" to go look at some barge board that will be taking place when I usually eat lunch
  8. And at some point last week (when I clearly must not have been paying attention to what I was agreeing to), I volunteered to spend 2 hours this afternoon teaching some high school interns photoshop, illustrator, Indesign, and Final Cut Pro.
    Programs I feel comfortable teaching people: None of those.
  9. Basically I just didn't feel like going to work
    How's that for being a functional adult????