WHY I'M NOT WATCHING THE DEBATE TONIGHT

  1. I can't find CNBC on my tv
    I don't have accurate channels and things show up as channels with decimal points??? And I'm definitely too lazy to flip through all my channels
  2. I can't get the CNBC live stream to load
    Live streams are my enemy
  3. I would rather watch the two-hour episode of Chicago PD
    We might get Linstead tonight!! WE MIGHT GET LINSTEAD TONIGHT!!
  4. I'm not going to vote for any of the clowns on that stage
    1. Not a registered republican = no voting in primaries. 2. I wouldn't vote for any of them regardless