WHY MY GRANDMA FUCKING ROCKS

My grandma loves Halloween and I wish I had all the pictures from years past but I am too lazy to locate my external hard drive that has them.
  1. My grandma was a tree for Halloween
    (I work with landscape architects/historians and I showed this to them. My boss said "oh it's so cute! But you know, an apple maple tree in impossible." WAY TO BE A DOWNER DEBBIE.
  2. A scary tree?
  3. Sadly she only came in third in the senior club costume contest
    The table won????
  4. She's not that upset about it though, because everything was from the dollar store.
    I lied when I told her the table was a cute costume. It wasn't. It was fucking stupid.
  5. End point: we should all aspire to be my grandma
    Pictured here, face timing me while drinking sangria out of bucket with her BFF Penny