WHY NEW YEAR'S DAY IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY
- •It usually starts out badly (head aches, bruises, some occasional vomit)
- •But it's my favorite holiday because it's an entire day dedicated to:
- •FoodBegins with the diner, and is followed by 2 or 3 rounds of Chinese food (rip empire Chinese food and their perfect crispy sesame chicken)
- •LoungingMy friends and I are horizontal for 80% of the day.
- •Bad moviesLast year it was all 3 high school musicals and this year we've begun with freaky Friday. But we will always, always watch enough with Jennifer Lopez
- •Reliving the previous nights poor life choicesThe phrase "I smell like stale vodka and desperation" was first uttered on a New Year's Day long ago
- •Long live New Year's Day