WHY NEW YEAR'S DAY IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY

  1. It usually starts out badly (head aches, bruises, some occasional vomit)
  2. But it's my favorite holiday because it's an entire day dedicated to:
  3. Food
    Begins with the diner, and is followed by 2 or 3 rounds of Chinese food (rip empire Chinese food and their perfect crispy sesame chicken)
  4. Lounging
    My friends and I are horizontal for 80% of the day.
  5. Bad movies
    Last year it was all 3 high school musicals and this year we've begun with freaky Friday. But we will always, always watch enough with Jennifer Lopez
  6. Reliving the previous nights poor life choices
    The phrase "I smell like stale vodka and desperation" was first uttered on a New Year's Day long ago
  7. Long live New Year's Day