Living with Close Male Friends is Weird (a running list)
I've known them both since we were in our early teens. Cohabitation really changes the dynamic
- •bringing home sex partners? weirdlike they're just Not Cool™ about it most of the time so I feel like a teenager trying to sneak them in/out unseen
- •listening to them talk about cooking is hilariousneither of them can do much outside of cooking an egg or making toaster waffles, but are constantly trying to one-up each other on their cooking prowesses. I silently listen from the other room, chuckling
- •they lived here for a year and never vacuumed the carpets...yeah
- •Not Cool™ update:I fell asleep trying to figure out how to reply to a very cornering barrage of text messages about my recent stint using online dating. I've brought (2) guys home from dates, both 6+ hour dates. This is Not Ok™ because it is allegedly putting us all in danger? I don't want to believe this wouldn't be a conversation if I were a man. But I'm pretty sure they'd commend me if I were a man.