My Recent Tinder Dates and How They Smelled
- •Keller, 33apparently washes his hair with this Grandpa brand bar soap. Smelled like a campfire but in a sort of hot way. Terrible breath but I think it was just the cigarettes and lack of water. Willing to revisit to find out.
- •Brian, 29Cigarettes and sadness, mostly. His sweat smelled sweet. Generally not attracted to his scent
- •Chris, 40Copper necklace. Vaguely sweaty. We actually met in a bar like non-millienals, but I'm counting it because his body odor is like, totally fucking intoxicating. Breath is never bad, hair always smells the exact right amount of clean.
- •Nate, 30laundry detergent. but he really wasn't into me when we met, so I couldn't gauge much outside of the fact that he was wearing clean clothes. I think the closest we got was about 2 feet