1. There are many ways to enter a pool, the stairs isn't one of them.
  2. Don't knock it 'till you try it.
  3. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
  4. When I trusted with a secret, keep it.
  5. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
  6. You only get one chance to notice a new hair cut.
  7. Hold your heroes to a high standard.
  8. ALL guns are loaded.
  9. Don't mention sunburns, believe me they know.
  10. Never fill up on bread no matter how good the bread is.
  11. Be mindful of what becomes of what comes in between you and the earth. Always buy good shoes tires, and sheets.
  12. NEVER push someone of a dock.
  13. Don't make a scene.
  14. Make time for your mom in your birthday, it's her special day too.
  15. Never be the last one in a pool.
  16. Look people in the eye when you thank them.
  17. Know at least one good joke.
  18. Know how to cook one good meal.
  19. Don't be the talker in a movie.
  20. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard.
  21. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.