My apartment building, like most, is weird. These 2 items were sitting on top of our mailboxes. Do they contain:
  1. Water
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    Most likely answer, but the fact there are 2, look similar yet both have had the labels removed and placed so precisely, invites speculation.
  2. Vodka (or other clear alcohol)
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    Not so crazy, as it's a good way to booze in public and to not booze alone.
  3. Pee
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    At least they're hydrated.
  4. Contact solution
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    If you're out and need to borrow some.
  5. Gatorade
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    Not one I thought of at first, but could be a sugar-loaded "Cool Berry Blast" and also fits with the sports-like bottle.
  6. Paint remover (acetone)
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    I used to build models as a kid. I was terrible at it but I did have clear solution like this to wash my brushes after sloppily assembling an airplane / tank / car.
  7. Other.
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    Yikes.