THINGS I'M WORRIED ABOUT AS I GO TO THE MAGIC CASTLE FOR THE FIRST TIME TOMORROW

  1. Is my suit too wacky?
  2. The food costs how much?!?
  3. Will the magician do crowd work on me?
  4. Will the valet roll their collective eyes at my dirty car? (outside = eco-conscious and drought-mindful; inside = gross slob)
  5. Seriously, the jacket is green but it's really the only thing that somewhat fits.
  6. How late do I stay?
  7. How much do I tip the valet?
  8. What if I get thrown out when I mention facts about Harry Houdini?
  9. What if I need a special thing to get in?
  10. I heard there's a password?