TOP FIVE THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE

As requested by @trina
  1. 1.
    Coffee
    Cliche, yes. But it's either this or I sleep 20 hours per day.
  2. 2.
    Sleep
    Piggybacking off #1. Sure I'd love for shit to go down like on that X-Files episode where those military guys were altering reality and such. But I think they all died and I like sleeping, so...
  3. 3.
    My books
    I am not leaving this Earth until I read all the ones I've bought... Which means I will be living until I'm 238 years old.
  4. 4.
    Cake
    Look, too much sugar is not good for you. High blood pressure and diabetes exist in my family. But damn - cake is delish. Pie or chocolate squares are OK if cake is unavail.
  5. 5.
    Clothing
    I barely can look at myself without em on. No one wants to see that. I guess in theory I wouldn't die if I didn't have any clothing, but I can't exactly walk into a Starbucks or sit in my car seat on a hot day whilst in my birthday suit, now can I?