REASONS PETER AND I WOULD MAKE A TERRIBLE COUPLE

But we make great FWB
  1. 1.
    He is still in love with his ex
    Why? The world may never know.
  2. 2.
    He wants kids sooner than I do
    By like 2 years, which doesn't sound like a big deal BUT STILL 2 years can make a huge difference in how stable my life is.
  3. 3.
    Our babies would probably not be cute
    He's too white and I'm not a dark enough Hispanic so our kids will probably look white and people won't even know they're ethnic. This is important.
  4. 4.
    He's dead set on living in Jersey City
    What about my Boston dream?! What about staying in Texas?! I don't want to rule anything out for some dumb ho. Also, JC is has a pretty high crime rate and do I really want my kids raised in that??
  5. 5.
    He spoils his girlfriends way too much
    A nice date or a fancy gift every once in a while is nice but I don't want to feel like I rely on the guy for everything. I want us to be a team 😀 (Brandon thinks this is dumb but what does he know.)
  6. 6.
    The height difference
    "How terrible our marriage kiss would be because my shirt would untuck in the back because id have to bend over so far". - Peter
  7. 7.
    We met via tumblr
    I want to meet my husband organically. I still have my "cute coffee shop" fantasy
  8. 8.
    He's not religious
    I want to raise my kids as Christians and I'd like their father to be involved with that as well. And I want to have someone who I can grow as a Christian with.
  9. 9.
    He wants to raise basketball players and I want football players
    But concussions could really fuck up their brains so I'll have to go back to this one.
  10. 10.
    He flirts with EVERYONE
    I'm already a jealous friend. I would probably go crazy if I was with him.
  11. 11.
    The sex is too good
    How would I ever get anything done?
  12. 12.
    Peter wants to be my damn babysitter
    Imma grown ass woman. He needs to back TF off smh.