5 times mayonnaise was better than 'your boyfriend'
Paula Deen's marriage was not harmed in the compiling this list
- •mayonnaise is thick and creamy and used to stabilize and hold things together.... unlike your excuses, Todd. you're only lying to yourself!
- •mayonnaise can be easily found, in nearly every country. literally. whoop, there it is.... 28 years counting. 100's of ounces of mayonnaise consumed. still no, Dillon.
- •it's shelf lifethat's right. I went there Rodney. mayonnaise lasts longer than 3 minutes. grow up!
- •when combined w pickled onions and cucumbers, it gives life to Tartar Saucewhen you mix chad with pickled onions and cucumbers you're left w high water content and a whole lotta disappointment.
- •mayonnaise never started a touring (cleveland metro) neo garage punk band called satan's frostbiteliterally never, Tyler. not even once.