Word blurbs that make me smile

  1. A local celebrity might touch your butt!
  2. I'm definitely more of a dumpling than a woman
  3. I'm not tony ravioli
  4. Human equivalent to gas station sushi
  5. "get back it's dangerous!!"-what my dad says when he is about to fart
  6. Ignorance gives you balls, not bliss
    Sorry wmata
  7. Small bladder, big dreams
    NOT an appropriate tinder bio
  8. Small bladder, big dreams
    NOT an appropriate tinder bio
  9. Spoons are shovels, forks are pitchforks
  10. It's my nose not my butt, don't worry
    Said following a weird noise coming from noas side of the room
  11. A beautiful and restorative silence
  12. Rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
  13. The church says the body is a sin, science says the body is a machine, advertising says the body is a business, the body says I am a fiesta"-Eduardo geleano