The Many Ways in Which a Roadtrip With Two Toddlers Is Like the Worst Frat Party
- •There's often vomit everywhere you turn.
- •Participants are either riotous or passed out.
- •I would NOT recommend walking around barefoot in here.
- •Everybody's screaming.
- •The worst songs are on repeat for hours on end.
- •It smells funky up in here.
- •Inappropriate use of sleep agents
- •You both can't wait to get the hell out and are embarrassed to admit that despite everything, you're weirdly enjoying yourself.