The Many Ways in Which a Roadtrip With Two Toddlers Is Like the Worst Frat Party

  1. There's often vomit everywhere you turn.
  2. Participants are either riotous or passed out.
  3. I would NOT recommend walking around barefoot in here.
  4. Everybody's screaming.
  5. The worst songs are on repeat for hours on end.
  6. It smells funky up in here.
  7. Inappropriate use of sleep agents
  8. You both can't wait to get the hell out and are embarrassed to admit that despite everything, you're weirdly enjoying yourself.