Things My Kids Have Unwittingly (?) Stolen From Stores

  1. Bouncy balls
  2. Marbles
  3. A "You're Like A Mother To Me" greeting card
  4. Someone's used paper espresso cup
  5. Train car from display train set marked "Do Not Remove From Store"
  6. A handful of grapes (green)
  7. A "Beef Medley" baby food packet (immediately discarded)
  8. A package of 500 tiny hair bands
  9. One bottle of nail polish (neon orange)