Thoughts I've Had on the F Train

  1. Is that a chicken bone?
  2. What will she do, I wonder, with that Dixie cup full of nail clippings?
  3. Her book jacket says Jane Eyre, but her eyes say 50 Shades of Grey.
  4. No touching!
  5. Hey, 18 year-old dude with the fully functional legs, how's about giving that elderly woman with a cane and her foot in a boot a seat? No? Ass.
  6. Shit, it's that girl I went to college with whose name I can never remember...avoid eye contact, become invisible...oh man, she sees me...OMG HI, IS THAT YOU?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
  7. Gross. Just, gross.
  8. Lane Bryant is really owning transit advertising these days.
  9. Wait, did the conductor just say 34th St. or chewy horse meat?
  10. Seriously, NO TOUCHING.