Some of these were actual headlines in the show, some were suggested by Leslie to Shauna Malwae-Tweep. All magical writing.
  1. Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown
  2. Knope Grope is Last Hope
  3. Zorp Schmorp Doomsday Prediction falls flat as citizens enjoy pleasant evening enjoying one of Pawnee's finest parks
  4. Little Horse is Big Deal