Best Advice I’ve Ever Received

  1. 1.
    You can't change your first thought, but you can change your second thought, first action.
  2. 2.
    Don't eat that.
  3. 3.
    Bend your knees.
  4. 4.
    Stay calm.
  5. 5.
    You should totally try that.
  6. 6.
    My mom's neighbor tried that and now she's waiting for a kidney transplant.
  7. 7.
    Serving suggestion: One.
  8. 8.
    It's his loss.
  9. 9.
    Don't send that.
  10. 10.
    Put some Neosporin on that.