Signs Adulthood Is Nigh

I'm a 20-something in a few hours, and here are the dramatic events that happened today that suddenly told me I am ready:
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    For the very first time, I don't 'get' an Internet thing (the white-dreamy-boy-idol Vine community?)
    I read an article about a 20 year old vine star (by @stecklow) whose main jokes(?) center on him just calling himself a gringo. He looks like a baby skater boy riff raff. I feel a generation divide. He has 205K Twitter followers and a yahoo email address, and I am grandma-level flabbergasted. I actually hate this feeling but I dislike this kid's shtick more.
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    I did my laundry in the morning(!) without my day/night/room collapsing. I put my clothes away neatly and still got to work on time. ๐Ÿ†
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    My nails and toes are painted and I ate a salad for lunch. ๐Ÿ‘‘
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    Rocked an important business meeting๐Ÿ’ƒ
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    Submitted a pitch to a magazine for fun ๐ŸŽ‰
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    I'm not feeling overwhelmed about all the stuff on my to-do/to-email list, but excited.