1. I knew I broke that ankle in 7th grade!
    Ran a push-scooter into an old folks home.
  2. My appendix is inflamed
    I knew this day would come.
  3. My appendix has BURST
  4. I have water under my knees
    Crawling in playset-tunnels is now the most physically demanding and draining task.
  5. My other ankle is broken too
    My bones are too weak to withstand the everyday pressure of walking