DECISIONS THAT FEEL AS RISKY AS NOT BRINGING A PHONE CHARGER WHEN LEAVING THE HOUSE
Whenever I'm about to walk out the door, there's always a phone charger within sight that I could easily grab to ward off horrible, low battery disasters but I never do grab it.
- •Ordering my hamburger/steak medium rareThis could end so badly. Usually I ask for my meat cooked medium but it's always too dry and too dark and then I always regret not asking for medium rare. Then I do ask for medium rare and it's basically raw which means I'm probably just eating parasites. I don't know what to do.
- •Not opening emailsI have weird anxiety when it comes to opening/responding to emails that I know I have to open/respond to. However, I've been really fucked over in the past when this anxiety prevents me from reading an important email. Emails scare me.
- •SubtweetingEither your word-stab will resonate with tons of Twitter users and hundreds of white, angsty, teenagers will retweet you or all your friends will make fun of you. Tough.